Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath

I Bought A New Pair Of Pajamas With Pockets, Which Is Great, Cause Now I Don't Have To Hold Things When I Sleep.

I Like Stand-up. But I'd Also Like A Family And House And A Yard. I Want To Work With A Lot Of People, Have Colleagues; And On Good Film Sets, There's People There That Work With The Same People For Years And Years. I Love That Collaborative Spirit In That Medium. Comedy Is A Lot More Solitary.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

I Don't Usually Fly In First Class, But I Fart In First Class.

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