At The Battle Of The Bands The

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

I Bought A New Pair Of Pajamas With Pockets, Which Is Great, Cause Now I Don't Have To Hold Things When I Sleep.

If You Can't Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You're Fat!

Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

Sometimes, When Something Really Great Happens To Me, I Like To Wait Two Weeks Before I Tell Anyone About It, Because I Like To Use The Word 'fortnight'.