I Bought A Dictionary. First Thing I

I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

I Learned This Summer That Peeing In The Pool And Peeing Into The Pool Are Very Different Things. Location, Location, Location.

I Have Fun Acting, And I Want To Do More Of It, And I Want To Direct My Own Movie.

I Call It 'new Forms'. When You're Starting Out, They Ask You To Do Four Or Five Minute Sets, But Once You're A Headliner, You Do Like 90 Minutes. I Try To Think Of Different Things To Divvy Up The Show, Like Doing Drawings, Playing Music... I Gotta Carry The Show, That's The Problem.

A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep On Someone Who's Weaker Than You