When I Started In Canada, I Just

I Have A Little Bit Of An Out-of-body Experience Where I Enjoy The Scenario, And I Really Do Like Seeing A Crowd Turn Into A Mob, And I Do Nothing To Stop It. People Can Become Really Dangerous.

A Man's Enemies Are Those He Should Endeavor First To Make His Friends.

Back In The Old Days, A Man Could Just Get Sick And Die. Now They Have To Wage A Battle. So My Uncle Bert Is Waging A Courageous Battle, Which I've Seen, Because I Go And Visit Him. And This Is The Battle: He's Lying In The Hospital Bed, With A Thing In His Arm, Watching Matlock On The Tv.

I'm Not Gay, So I Don't Know Much About Broadway Musicals.

I Would Love To Stay At Snl Forever. But You Can't Stay In The Same Place. People Think You're A Loser.