I'm Not Gay, So I Don't Know

I Don't Know Anything About Politics. Like, Zero. Nothing.

I Don't Do Much. I'm Too Lazy. That's My Problem. Hang Around My Couch, Watching The Tv. Just Too Lazy. I Realized This The Other Day, I Get Hit My A Truck Tomorrow - A Big Truck Could Hit Me - Paralyze Me From The Neck Down. Wouldn't Effect My Lifestyle A Bit Really.

We Would Seldom Be Deceived By Flattery, Did Our Own Conceit Not Promote The Delusion.

I'm Not Original, But I Strive Toward It As Much As Possible. I Tried Really Hard On Weekend Update To Do Something That I Considered Original, Which Was, I Tried To Cut All Cleverness Out Of The Joke.

It Is Necessary To Be Tolerant, In Order To Be Tolerated.