I'm Not Gay, So I Don't Know

The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The Knowledge Of Folly.

Kenny G Has A Christmas Album Out This Year. Hey, Happy Birthday Jesus! Hope You Like Crap!

I Got My Computer. The Great Thing About The Computer Is That You Only Need Enough Money To Buy A Computer And Some Food, And You're All Right. I Don't Have To Go To Premières.

There's No Show Business In Canada, So Everybody Just Did Stand-up And We All Thought, "oh, We'll Just Keep Doing Stand-up." And Then I'm Like, "there's More Work In The States."

A Capacity For Hating The Object Of Desire Is, Perhaps, The Best Cure For Love In Cases Of Disappointment.