When I Started At The Guardian, Though,

When A Man Wants To Relax, He Will Slob Out And Really Relax. Or He Will Pursue A Hobby - Anything From Building Models To Watching Sport.

When I Moved To Brighton From London In 1995, I Was Struck By What I Thought Of As Its Townliness. A Town, It Seemed To Me, Was That Perfect Place To Live, Neither City Nor Country, Both Of Which Like To Think They Are Light Years Apart But Actually Have A Great Deal In Common.

Prostitution Is The Supreme Triumph Of Capitalism. When The Sex War Is Won Prostitutes Should Be Shot As Collaborators For Their Terrible Betrayal Of All Women, For The Moral Tarring And Feathering They Give Indigenous Women Who Have Had The Bad Luck To Live In What They Make Their Humping Ground.

When Actresses Jump On The Anti-iraq Bandwagon, They Often Combine Down-home Momism With An Ignorance Of Islamist Intent Which Is Truly Awesome.

As A Precocious Teen I Dreamed Of Being Graham Greene. Well, As It Turned Out, I Never Wrote A Great Novel, Sadly, And I Never Converted To Catholicism, Happily, But I Did Do One Thing He Did. That Is, In Middle Age I Moved To A Seaside Town And Got Into A Right Barney With The Local Powers-that-be.