Hooliganism Incarnate, A Walking, Talking, Screaming, Squawking

When A Man Wants To Relax, He Will Slob Out And Really Relax. Or He Will Pursue A Hobby - Anything From Building Models To Watching Sport.

When Did Women Whose Looks Are Not Their Living Start Conducting Themselves Like The Simpering Inmates Of An Ottoman Empire Seraglio?

Whenever I Am Sent A New Book On The Lively Arts, The First Thing I Do Is Look For Myself In The Index.

Depression Is The Most Extreme Form Of Vanity.

Mind You, I've Always Been A Very Off-message Type Of Fat Broad; One Who Gladly Admits She Reached The Size She Is Now Solely Through Lack Of Discipline And Love Of Pleasure, And Who Rather Despises People (except Those With Proven Medical Conditions) Who Pretend That It Is Generally Otherwise.