When I Go To A Nude Beach,

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

We Sleep In Separate Rooms, We Have Dinner Apart, We Take Separate Vacations - We're Doing Everything We Can To Keep Our Marriage Together.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.