When Communist U.s.s.r. Was A Superpower, The

I've Got No Problem With Religion If You're Going To Use It For The Good, Like Gandhi Or Martin Luther King. But That's Rarely The Case When It Comes To Politics. It's Usually Used As A Con.

I Got Mugged. And They Got My Knapsack With My Comedy Notebook In It. So If Anybody See Two Cholos Bombing At The Funny Bone Chain, That Would Be Them. Just Give Me A Jingle.

You Can't Have Cinema By Committee If You're Trying To Do It Well.

People Think That You Are A Nasty, Selfish Person If You Don`t Want To Have Children.

Tv, It's A Director's Medium, And They Wanna Make It Look Interesting. To Be Rehearsing Mostly For The Sake Of Where You're Standing So They Can Do The Lighting, That's What I Don't Like.