When I See Guys In Bars Wearing

I Make Jewelry Occasionally. I'm Not A Hobbyist. I'm A Reader, I'm A Lover Of Books, I Like To Watch Movies, But Mostly A Lot Of Nothing. I'm Quite Content Doing Very Little.

If The Audience Is Responding Very Well To Comedians That Are Hacks, And I Don't Do Well, I Don't Feel As Bad, Because I Feel Like Their Taste Is Different Than Mine. They're Laughing At Somebody I Would Never Laugh At, So That Makes It Okay, Because Obviously Our Tastes Are Not In The Same Place. And Comedy Is Subjective, So I Feel Like Maybe The Failure Wasn't All Mine. I Don't Think They Ever Would Have Really Enjoyed Me. So Sometimes That's A Little Easier, But Not Much.

Pedestrian's Rights - Because We Live In California, I've Got To Address This Issue. I Don't Know Where On The Fence I Am About That. I Suppose If I'm Walking, I'm All For It, But If I'm Driving, That's A Whole Other Can Of Worms.

If You Don't Do Any Self-examinations Or See A Doctor Ever, You'll Live Forever. That's How You Do It. The Diagnosis Is What Gets You. You Just Have A Don't Ask, Don't Tell Policy With Any And All Bodily Functions.

I Actually Was Class Clown, But I Don't Know How That Happened Because I've Never Been Considered An Outwardly Funny Person-as The People In This Room Will Attest.