As Actors, It Is Our Responsibility To

All Roads Lead To My Dogs, Don't They?

There's Always [on Women's Magazines] That Great Photo Of The Actress Or Model Lifting Up Her Shirt Just To Show You The Bone Structure And The Six-pack Of Her Own. It's Almost Like When Horses Are Auctioned And They Show You Their Teeth. 'am I Good Enough?'

As You Can Tell From Watching The Show, I'm Not A Strong Joke Writer Per Se.

I Would Tell The Democrats In Washington Who Are Trying To Be Civil With The "bipartisanship" To Please Stop And Let The Joker Die Once And For All, Let The Agents Of Chaos Hit The Pavement, Stop Picking Them Up.

I Was Too Ignorant To Realize, "oh, This Will Be Difficult."