When Children Reach The Age Of Sixteen,

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

For Some Of Us, Watching A Miniseries That Lasts Longer Than Most Marriages Is Not Easy.

A Grandparent Is The Only Baby-sitter Who Doesn't Charge More After Midnight - Or Anything Before Midnight.

The Fact That Americans Drag Around The World By The Busloads To Glimpse The Past Probably Has Something To Do With The Youth Of Our Country. We Revere Anything Older Than George Burns.

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.