He Who Laughs.....lasts.

People Are Always Asking Couples Whose Marriage Has Endured At Least A Quarter Of A Century For Their Secret For Success. Actually, It Is No Secret At All. I Am A Forgiving Woman. Long Ago, I Forgave My Husband For Not Being Paul Newman.

The Term 'working Mother' Is Redundant.

Babies On Television Never Spit Up On The Ultrasuede.

Who In Their Infinite Wisdom Decreed That Little League Uniforms Be White? Certainly Not A Mother.

I Worry About Scientists Discovering That Lettuce Has Been Fattening All Along.