What's The Matter With The World? Why,

A Comedian Can Only Last Till He Either Takes Himself Serious Or His Audience Takes Him Serious.

Everyone Is A Self-made Man. Only The Successful Admit It.

It's A Good Thing We Don't Get All The Government We Pay For.

Ohio Claims They Are Due A President As They Haven't Had One Since Taft. Look At The United States, They Have Not Had One Since Lincoln.

That's The Trouble With Our Charities; We Are Always Saving Somebody Away Off, When The Fellow Next To Us Ain't Eating.