If You Are Trying To Get Out

This Would Be A Great World To Dance In If We Didn’t Have To Pay The Fiddler.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

When The Okies Left Oklahoma And Moved To California, They Raised The Average Intelligence Level In Both States.

If Your Time Is Worth Anything, Travel By Air. If Not, You Might Just As Well Walk.

And, When The Votes Are Counted, Let Everybody, Including The Candidates, Get Into A Good Humor As Quick As They Got Into A Bad One.