If You Are Trying To Get Out

Golf Is Good For The Soul. You Get So Mad At Yourself You Forget To Hate Your Enemies.

Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.

I Have Often Said In Answer To Inquiries As To How I Got Away With Kidding Some Of Our Public Men, That It Was Because I Liked All Of Them Personally, And That If There Was No Malice In Your Heart There Could Be None In Your "gags", And I Have Always Said I Never Met A Man I Dident Like.

It Is Not The Return On My Investment That I Am Concerned About; It's The Return Of My Investment

There Wasn't Any More Truth In Over Half Of What Any So-called Orator Said. If It Wasn't A Deliberate Lie, Why It Was An Exaggerated Falsehood.