Whatever You Hear At The Barber Shop,

I Have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I Like The Marksmanship And The Discipline That It Takes To Be A Gun Owner. I Like The Machinery. Being Able To Take It Out And Clean It Is Even More Fascinating Than Having The Gun.

You Have To Meet All Of The Challenges, Big And Small. Because How You Start Is How You Finish.

America...do Not Touch My Tv, My Dvd, My Stereo, My Dual-deck Vcr. Do Not Touch My Old School, My New School, My Slow Jams, My Party Jams, My Happy Rap, And You Better Not Touch...my James Brown.

Why Do People Love Richard Pryor So Much? 'cause He Had Problems.

I Was In Love With A Lot Of People, Because I Was A Student Of The Game Of Comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickles, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley - Who Gets No Credit, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Kirby. I Loved Them All, And I Used To Just Take A Page Out Of All Of Them.