Comedy Has Been So Good To Me.

My Girlfriend Rhonda, Who's Now My Wife, I Graduated From High School, She Got Pregnant. My Grandfather Said, 'you've Got To Do The Right Thing.'

When I Get A Chance To Play Golf Or Go On A Boat With Good People, Take The Boat Out And Put Some Lobsters On The Grill, Get The Ice-cold Beer And The Cigars - That's Heaven Here On Earth.

It Took Me A Long Time To Get To Where I'm At, In My Career And As A Man. I Was Going Through My Trials And Tribulations In Life, And It Gave Me The Strength To Tackle Things That Have Come My Way.

I Love My Daughter, But There's A Certain Feeling, A Certain Emotion When You Got A Granddaughter, You Know?

Sometimes When You Lose You Win, Son. Failure Is Just Life's Way Of Preparing You For Success.