Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like

I'm Not A Star, And I Don't Want To Be A Star. Stars Fall. I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.

I Hate To Let People Down. I Was Like That In Sports And I Was Like That In Comedy. I Was Like That At Work. When I Worked General Motors And Stuff Like That, When I Say Something, I Mean It.

Whatever You Hear At The Barber Shop, Stays At The Barber Shop.

I Don't Care About How I Look; I'm Dedicated To The Laughs. You Know, I Used To Be A Clown, So - My Name Was Smoothie The Clown. All The Training I Had, All My Training Is Geared Toward Making People Laugh, And I Didn't Care About Being Cool.

I Can't Build Myself By Beating Somebody Down.