I've Never Been No Superficial Cat.

Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like To Top It.

If I Can Tell Someone A Story That Makes Them Bend Over And Laugh, That's Bigger Than Anything Else.

I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not A Clown.

Comedy Has Been So Good To Me.

They Say If You Don't Have Your Health You Ain't Got Nothing, But The Truth Is You Ain't Got Nothing If You Don't Have No One To Worry About Your Health.