What We Should Have Fought For Was

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.