Well, I Think Mostly We're Dressing For

Earlier This Year I Had My Hair Feng-shuied.

Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But I Looked Twenty-five.

Cosmetic Surgery Is Terrifying. It Never Looks Good. Those Women Look Weird. They Look In The Mirror And Think They Look Great, But They Don't See What We See. I Think It's Hideous. They Scare Small Children.

I Like The Odd Glass Of Wine, A Coffee And A Cigarette. As You Get Older You Can't See The Wrinkles

The Real Fountain Of Youth Is To Have A Dirty Mind.