Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But

There Is Nothing More Humiliating Than Loving Someone So Much That You Forgive The Infidelities.

Earlier This Year I Had My Hair Feng-shuied.

I'm A Very Lazy, Stay-at-home Kind Of Girl.

Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But I Looked Twenty-five.

Then, In 2000, John Reid, Elton John's Former Manager, Asked Me To Audition For The Stage Version Of The Graduate He Was Producing. So I Worked On It, Got The Part, And After Three Weeks' Rehearsal I Was On Stage!