Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But

I'm A Very Bad Citizen. I've Never Even Voted.

Cosmetic Surgery Is Terrifying. It Never Looks Good. Those Women Look Weird. They Look In The Mirror And Think They Look Great, But They Don't See What We See. I Think It's Hideous. They Scare Small Children.

I Suppose They're Confident. I Think Younger Guys Love The Idea Of A Divorced Woman Who's Going To Teach Them How To Be A Man.

I'm A Very Lazy, Stay-at-home Kind Of Girl.

A Healthy Love Life Is Not And Should Not Be The Preserve Of Those In Their 20s And 30s. It's Important At All Ages.