The Real Fountain Of Youth Is To

Since I Got A Divorce, I Have Been Dating Younger Guys. But It's Just Because They're The Ones That Ask Me Out.

Music, Art, Theater. I'm Just A Big Fan Of Beauty.

I'm A Very Bad Citizen. I've Never Even Voted.

Earlier This Year I Had My Hair Feng-shuied.

Cosmetic Surgery Is Terrifying. It Never Looks Good. Those Women Look Weird. They Look In The Mirror And Think They Look Great, But They Don't See What We See. I Think It's Hideous. They Scare Small Children.