Well I Have A Microphone And You

Comedy, Such A Lovely Lady, She'll Pick You Up, You Your Feeling Blue.

Hanukkah Is...the Festival Of Lights, Instead Of One Day Of Presents, We Get Eight Crazy Nights

I Did Rocks, All This Dumb Stuff. But Now It's Just Trying To Stay Afloat And Just Get Through The Days.

My Name Is Adam Sandler. I'm Not Particularly Talented. I'm Not Particularly Good-looking. And Yet I'm A Multi-millionaire.

My Movies Just Kind Of Sneak Up On You. I Don't Have To Worry Too Much About What Everybody Is Going To Say. Anyway, I Really Don't Pay Attention To What The World Says About My Movies. I Just Care About What My Buddies Think.