It's Hard To Soar With The Eagles

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.

Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand Why My Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.

I'm Sure Everyone's Got Their Back Story. I Don't Come From A Place Of Where I Was Tortured And Needed To Let Something Out. I Came From A Very Happy Home. I Was A Little Out Of Control At Times. But My Family... We All Liked To Be Funny, We All Liked To Make Each Other Laugh.

If A Girl Breaks Up With Me, I Want Her To Just Die, Just Be Dead. Not 'cause I Hate Her So Much As It's Just Easier For When My Friends Go, 'hey, What Happened?' 'oh, She's Dead. I'd Still Be With Her, But She's Dead. What Can I Do? She Was Loving Me, But She's Dead.'

I Shouldn't Be Near Vegas And Have Money In My Pocket.