He Has A 5 Year Plan... What

Doing Saturday Night Live Definitely Affects My Relationship With My Girlfriend And With My Family, Because You Feel So Much Pressure To Do Well That Night. But I Think Everyone's Grown To Accept That And So They Give Me My Space At The Show.

I Don't Laugh At Me. I Used To. I Used To Get The Giggles When I'd See Myself. But Now, I See Myself Onscreen, And I Sure Don't Laugh.

Kids End Up Seeing My Movies Anyway But Some Of The Mothers Get Mad At Me So I Figured I'd Make One That I Can't Get Yelled At For.

He Has A 5 Year Plan... What Is It, Don't Die?

Wasted Is When You Have A Hankering For Ice Cream.