I Don't Want Want To Go To

I Prefer Musicals, Because I Am The Best Dancer Who Ever Lived. The Best Plies, The Best Sashays, And By Far The Best-smelling Capezios.

Eat Turkey All Night Long, 50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong.

Bedtime Stories Were Definitely A Big Part Of My Life Because I Was Just So Excited My Father Was Talking To Me.

I Don't Want Want To Go To Jail, I'm Fragile.

I Say Things, Like Every Other Parent, That Reminds You Of Your Own Parents. One Thing I Do Know About Being A Parent, You Understand Why Your Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.