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I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

I'm Not Great At Bedtime Stories. Bedtime Stories Are Supposed To Put The Kid To Sleep. My Kid Gets Riled Up And Then My Wife Has To Come In And Go, 'all Right! Get Out Of The Room.'

I've Always Just Had Troubles With My Family Because I'm Psychotic. It Had Nothing To Do With That.

My Buddies, We've Always Just Tried To Make Each Other Laugh. I Mean, Just Like All Friends Hanging Out - That's The Goal.

Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have A Cook And He's In My Trailer Making Food All The Time.