Well, Certainly I Think American Television Is

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

Basically, I'm A Really Bad Interviewer. I Love Meeting Celebrities, But Then I Get A Bit Bored. Once You Meet Them You Thing, 'really, What An Ordinary Person'.

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.

You Don't Want Money To Make You A Social Freak Where You Can Only Hang Out With Rich People.