The Only Time I Took Ecstacy Was

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'

I'd Like To Retire At 50 But I Don't Want To Sell Papers In The Middle Of London On A Zimmer.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

My Parents Grew Up Working Class, But In That Way That Working Class Families Do, They Spent A Fortune On Education To Better Me.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.