We Know That Inevitably The Millennials Will

I've Always Been A Fan Of Advertising, I've Always Been A Fan Of Television, I've Loved Commercials, I've Loved All The Jingles, I Loved All The Stuff

I'm Wearing Pants, For F---'s Sake. Lay Off. I Mean, It's Not Like I'm A F---ing Lead Miner. There Are Harder Jobs In The World. But When People Feel The Freedom To Create Tumblr Accounts About My C---, I Feel Like That Wasn't Part Of The Deal ... But Whatever. I Guess It's Better Than Being Called Out For The Opposite.

Point Me To 50 People Online Who Think I'm Super Sexy. I'll Point You To 50 More Who Say He's Old And Looks Like My Dad.

I've Gotten Away With A Lot In My Life. The Older You Get The More You Realize You're Not Getting Away With It, It's Taking Its Toll Somewhere. So You Try Not To Put Yourself In Those Situations. Part Of The Mysterious Process Called Growing Up. Some People Do That Better Than Others

It Couldn't Be A Simpler Answer. Marriage Doesn't Really Mean Anything To Me. I Feel Like In Many Ways Marriage Is More For The Families Of The Couple Than For The People Involved, So I Don't Gravitate To It.