The Great Thing About Getting Older Is

People Go Through Different Stages Of Their Lives At Different Times. If You're Out Of Sync With Your Friend Group, That Gets Exploded Once Everyone Starts Having Kids Because They Just Have To Deal With Different Stuff That You Don't Really Relate To.

I'm Not A Cheater. I've Never Cheated In My Life.

Some Boys Are Particular About How They Look. I'm Not.

I Came In The Dawson's Creek Era; It Was All About Tiny Guys Who Looked Like Teenagers, And I Haven't Looked Like A Teenager Ever. So I Was, Like, Auditioning To Be Their Dads. At 25.

I Like Kids But I Also Like The Option To Close The Door. Becoming A Parent Is A Whole Other Life, And It Doesn't Stop.