I'm Not Gay, And I'm Not A

I Remember Opening My Dad's Closet And There Were, Like, 40 Suits, Every Color Of The Rainbow, Plaid And Winter And Summer. He Had Two Jewelry Boxes Full Of Watches And Lighters And Cuff Links. And Just... He Was That Guy. He Was Probably Unfulfilled In His Life In Many Ways.

I Played Winnie The Pooh In First Grade. I Was An Early Adopter Of Standing In Front Of People And Looking Like An Idiot.

Time Moves On. You Can't Go Back In Time. Everything Has A Consequence, And The Last Episode Of The Last Season Is No Exception.

I've Always Been A Fan Of Advertising, I've Always Been A Fan Of Television, I've Loved Commercials, I've Loved All The Jingles, I Loved All The Stuff

I'm Not A Cheater. I've Never Cheated In My Life.