We Cough Because We Can't Help It,

Your Money, Or Your Life. We Know What To Do When A Burglar Makes This Demand Of Us, But Not When God Does.

I Wish I'd Said It First, And I Don't Even Know Who Did: The Only Problems That Money Can Solve Are Money Problems.

Few Women Care What A Man Looks Like, And A Good Thing Too.

Whether Or Not You Love Television, You've Got To Admit That It Certainly Loves Itself.

The Way The Neurotic Sees It: Bars On His Door Mean That He's Locked In; Bars On Your Door Mean That He's Locked Out.