Every American Child Should Grow Up Knowing

We Are Never More Self-righteous Than When Giving Up What We Should Have Shunned All Along.

Men Feel That Women Somehow Drag Them Down, And Women Feel That Way About Men. It's Possible That Both Are Right.

Each Day, The American Housewife Turns Toward Television As Toward A Lover. She Feels Guilty About It, And Well She Might, For He's Covered With Warts And Is Only After Her Money.

Neurotics Always Feel As Though They Were Going Way Up Or Way Down, Which Is Odd In People Going Sideways.

After The Chills And Fever Of Love, How Nice Is The 98.6 Degrees Of Marriage.