Every American Child Should Grow Up Knowing

If You Jot Down Every Silly Thought That Pops Into Your Mind, You Will Soon Find Out Everything You Most Seriously Believe.

Altruism Is A Hard Master, But So Is Opportunism.

If You Must Reread Old Love Letters, Better Pick A Room Without Mirrors.

Good Food, Good Sex, Good Digestion, Good Sleep: To These Basic Animal Pleasures, Man Has Added Nothing But The Good Cigarette.

There Are A Handful Of People Whom Money Won't Spoil, And We All Count Ourselves Among Them.