If You Can Tell Anyone About It,

Women Usually Love What They Buy, Yet Hate Two-thirds Of What Is In Their Closets.

The Only Mothers It Is Safe To Forget On Mother's Day Are The Good Ones.

Learning Too Soon Our Limitations, We Never Learn Our Powers.

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

Life Marks Us All Down, So It's Just As Well That We Start Out By Overpricing Ourselves.