I'm Always There To Tell People That

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.

If You Must Reread Old Love Letters, Better Pick A Room Without Mirrors.

Each Day, The American Housewife Turns Toward Television As Toward A Lover. She Feels Guilty About It, And Well She Might, For He's Covered With Warts And Is Only After Her Money.

Cash Is The One Gift Everyone Despises And No One Turns Down.

We Catch Frightful Glimpses Of Ourselves In The Hostile Eyes Of Others.