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A Crook Is A Crook, And There's Something Healthy About His Frankness In The Matter. But Any Guy Who Pretends He Is Enforcing The Law And Steals On His Authority Is A Swell Snake. The Worst Type Of These Punks Is The Big Politician. You Can Only Get A Little Of His Time Because He Spends So Much Time Covering Up That No One Will Know That He Is A Thief. A Hard-working Crook Will-and Can-get Those Birds By The Dozen, But Right Down In His Heart He Won't Depend On Them-hates The Sight Of Them.

My Rackets Are Run On Strictly American Lines And They're Going To Stay That Way.

Don't You Get The Idea I'm One Of Those Goddam Radicals. Don't Get The Idea I'm Knocking The American System.

Every Time A Boy Falls Off A Tricycle, Every Time A Black Cat Has Gray Kittens, Every Time Someone Stubs A Toe, Every Time There's A Murder Or A Fire Or The Marines Land In Nicaragua, The Police And The Newspapers Holler 'get Capone.'

When I Sell Liquor, It's Bootlegging. When My Patrons Serve It On A Silver Tray On Lakeshore Drive, It's Hospitality.