Hell Must Be A Pretty Swell Spot,

I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except The Casualty List Of The World War.

Now I Know Why Tigers Eat Their Young.

Be Careful Who You Call Your Friends. I’d Rather Have Four Quarters Than One Hundred Pennies.

I've Lost A Million And A Half On The Horses And Dice In The Last Two Years. And The Funny Part Is, I Still Like 'em, And If Someone Handed Me Another Million I'd Put It Right In The Nose Of Some Horse That Looked Good To Me.

Hell Must Be A Pretty Swell Spot, Because The Guys That Invented Religion Have Sure Been Trying Hard To Keep Everybody Else Out.