Hell Must Be A Pretty Swell Spot,

This American System Of Ours,call It Americanism,call It Capitalism,call It What You Will,gives Each And Every One Of Us A Great Opportunity If We Seize It With Both Hands And Make The Most Of It.

They've Hung Everything On Me Except The Chicago Fire.

Public Service Is My Motto.

Every Time A Boy Falls Off A Tricycle, Every Time A Black Cat Has Gray Kittens, Every Time Someone Stubs A Toe, Every Time There's A Murder Or A Fire Or The Marines Land In Nicaragua, The Police And The Newspapers Holler 'get Capone.'

Now I Know Why Tigers Eat Their Young.