Public Service Is My Motto.

I Am Going To St. Petersburg, Florida, Tomorrow. Let The Worthy Citizens Of Chicago Get Their Liquor The Best They Can. I'm Sick Of The Job-it's A Thankless One And Full Of Grief. I've Been Spending The Best Years Of My Life As A Public Benefactor.

It's A Racket. Those Stock Market Guys Are Crooked.

I Am Like Any Other Man. All I Do Is Supply A Demand.

Bolshevism Is Knocking At Our Gates, We Can't Afford To Let It In...we Must Keep America Whole And Safe And Unspoiled. We Must Keep The Worker Away From Red Literature And Red Ruses; We Must See That His Mind Remains Healthy.

In This Life All That I Have Is My Word And My Balls And I Do Not Break Them For Nobody.