I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except

I Have Spent The Best Years Of My Life Giving People The Lighter Pleasures, Helping Them Have A Good Time, And All I Get Is Abuse, The Existence Of A Hunted Man.

Bolshevism Is Knocking At Our Gates, We Can't Afford To Let It In...we Must Keep America Whole And Safe And Unspoiled. We Must Keep The Worker Away From Red Literature And Red Ruses; We Must See That His Mind Remains Healthy.

I Got Nothing Against The Honest Cop On The Beat. You Just Have Them Transferred Someplace Where They Can't Do You Any Harm. But Don't Ever Talk To Me About The Honor Of Police Captains Or Judges. If They Couldn't Be Bought They Wouldn't Have The Job.

A Smile Can Get You Far, But A Smile With A Gun Can Get You Further.

Every Time A Boy Falls Off A Tricycle, Every Time A Black Cat Has Gray Kittens, Every Time Someone Stubs A Toe, Every Time There's A Murder Or A Fire Or The Marines Land In Nicaragua, The Police And The Newspapers Holler 'get Capone.'