We Advise Others Better Than Ourselves.

When People Told The Audience That [sam Kinison] Was Good, He Was Accepted After That.

I Don't Know Anything About Politics. Like, Zero. Nothing.

Comedy Is Surprises, So If You're Intending To Make Somebody Laugh And They Don't Laugh, That's Funny.

There Are Two Things Which A Man Should Scrupulously Avoid: Giving Advice That He Would Not Follow, And Asking Advice When He Is Determined To Pursue His Own Opinion.

I'm Not Gay, So I Don't Know Much About Broadway Musicals.