We Advise Others Better Than Ourselves.

If You Desire Praise Or Esteem, Endeavor To Merit It.

The Rolling Stones Reunited For A Twenty-fifth Anniversary Tour Last Week. Keith Richards Said That He's Happy To Continue To Do What He's Been Doing For The Past Twenty-five Years: Cheating Death.

I Don't Do Much. I'm Too Lazy. That's My Problem. Hang Around My Couch, Watching The Tv. Just Too Lazy. I Realized This The Other Day, I Get Hit My A Truck Tomorrow - A Big Truck Could Hit Me - Paralyze Me From The Neck Down. Wouldn't Effect My Lifestyle A Bit Really.

The Man That Does Not Fear Punishment, Little Regards Crime.

I Just Got Back From New York. You Ever Been There? There Was A Big Gay Parade Going On There When I Was There, And I Never Been To One Of Them, And I Like A Parade. I Always Like A Parade. So, I Go There, And It Turns Out, It's Just A Bunch Of Gay Guys.