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I Had To Feign Interest In All This Nonsense Until I Could Ask When I Could Come Over And Sit On His Face. I Didn't Say That Out Loud, Of Course. I Never Say The Things I Really Want To. If I Did, I'd Have No Friends.

The Whole Thing About My Books And My Life Is That I Create Drama's Always Around Me.

I Hate When Men Think That Money Is Gonna Buy You Happiness... I Mean, It Helps.

Britney Spears' Album Blackout Is One Of The Hottest-selling Cds In The Country. We're In A Bad Place, People: The World Is Melting, We're At War, And Two And A Half Men Is A Huge Hit.

Adults End Up Shading Things And Shading The Truth, And You End Up Lying And Telling People What They Want To Hear.