You Know What They Say, When One

We Usually Have Margaritas On Thursdays But Since It's Tuesday I'll Make An Exception.

Before Any Exposure On Tv, I'm A Real Chef.

I Had Sex With A Couple Guys But It Wasn't A Baseball Team. I Saved That For My Twenties.

You Just Be Honest About Who You Are, And If You Dont End Up With Any Friends, Then Good For You.

I'm Not Graceful Either. I Have No Rhythm, I'm Never On Top.