Volvo — They're Boxy But They're Good.

I Can Hear The Music All Around Me.

Jaguar — For Men Who'd Like Hand-jobs From Beautiful Women They Hardly Know.

Maybe The Memory Does Play Tricks. Increasingly, I'm Thinking, 'what Was Their Name? I Knew That Name Yesterday.' I Think That's What Happens. At Some Point, I'll Forget That I Ever Worked With Peter Cook, I Suppose, And Alan Bennett And Jonathan Miller.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.