Volvo — They're Boxy But They're Good.

Music Is The Surest Way Of Reaching Someone Else's Heart.

I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.