Volvo — They're Boxy But They're Good.

It Seems That A Lot Of People, Who Haven't Known Of Me As A Pianist, Think I've Just Started Off As A Comedian. And So For Them The Piano Was Something Extra. But, Of Course, Playing The Piano Was Something That Came Before All Of What's Happened Now.

I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.