Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet.

I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

Jaguar — For Men Who'd Like Hand-jobs From Beautiful Women They Hardly Know.

Volvo — They're Boxy But They're Good.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.

I Can Hear The Music All Around Me.