I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.

I Am Trapped In This Body, And There Is Nothing I Can Do About It.

Music Is The Surest Way Of Reaching Someone Else's Heart.

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.