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Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

My Dad Was An Agent For Met Life. In The '50s, I Remember The Mortality Rate Was Something Like - You Had - 58 Was The Average Age. Then It Was Moved Up To 62, And Then 65, 68.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.

There Are Plenty Of Good-looking Women Out There. Go Get Them.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.