I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

Viewers Figure, 'uncle Willard Doesn't Know Any More About The Weather Than I Do.' They're Right.

I Have The Best Job In The Entire History Of Broadcasting.

No Libraries, No Progress.

Librarians Have Always Been Among The Most Thoughtful And Helpful People. They Are Teachers Without A Classroom.