I Think Women Can Cope A Lot

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

I Have The Best Job In The Entire History Of Broadcasting.

Nobody Actually Talks To Anybody Anymore. People In Cubicles Next To Each Other, They E-mail Each Other.

Positive Feelings Come From Being Honest About Yourself And Accepting Your Personality, And Physical Characteristics, Warts And All; And, From Belonging To A Family That Accepts You Without Question.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.