I'm Southern Baptist, Not A Meteorologist.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

My Dad Was An Agent For Met Life. In The '50s, I Remember The Mortality Rate Was Something Like - You Had - 58 Was The Average Age. Then It Was Moved Up To 62, And Then 65, 68.

Just Do The Math. In The Next 50 To 75 Years, People Will Be Living To Be 130 And 140. They'll Be Working Until They're 100. It's Incredible.

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.

These Days, You Have To Have A Gimmick To Do The Weather. You Have To Have An Act.